"When I was 13 I told my parents the only thing I wanted for Christmas was a blank check. But all I got was an iPod shuffle."

"I spilled iced tea on my first Mac, so they fixed it and gave it to my brother, then I got my new one. I've had three computers total."

"Growing up, we could only buy things if they were on sale, and I still do."
"I only buy things that are on sale!"
"That's not true! I was with you and you didn't buy things on sale!"
"Well, that doesn't count, it was Forever21 and H&M...those are already cheap! I only buy J.Crew if it's on sale!"