At CVS, a teenage girl has this conversation with a lady behind the counter:

"I want to return this candy bar."
"Is there something wrong with it?"
"I don't like how it tasted."
"Well, do you have a receipt?"
"No, I can't find it...and I bought it in Darien."
"Okay, did you buy it with a credit card?"
"Oh, of course."
"Do you have your ID?"
"Um, no."
"Do you have your driver's license?"
"No, I don't have one of those yet."
"Listen, why don't you just go get the flavor you want and we'll consider this an exchange."